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  • FINALLY!!!

    Now you can send a greeting card just because!

    It doesn't need to be a special occasion like Christmas a Birthday or even an Anniversary now you can send greeting cards "just because!"

    This card is your one-finger salute to all things worthwhile:

    • Shock the elderly.
    • Disturb the sensitive.
    • Offend the stuffy.
    • Freak out the unimaginative.
    • Gross out the squeamish.
    • Tell your boss what you really think.
    • Say hi to an ex.
    • Make someone laugh till they crap their pants.


  • Why are you even reading this?

    Get started now!

    Let your inner douche run wild and send a daily douche card today!

    Do your duty, rock the boat, go forth and let your inner douche shine today with a daily douche card :-)

    They'll be glad you did :-)


Print Details:


All MemoryTag greeting cards are written, designed and printed on premium, recycled paper and packaged with care right here in the good ole US of A.

All items are printed in-house and will ship within 24 hours of the purchase date.*  *Doesn’t Include Weekends.

We also offer expedited shipping for those last minute needs.


Card Details:
- One 5x7 inch card
- Includes Envelope (size A7)
- Printed on Semi-Gloss Paper (110 lb. card stock)